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These are thing you would never say to the Dallas Mavericks
Hey, Mavericks, the only way you're gonna get a championship ring, is if Mark Cuban buys you one.
Hey, Mavericks, you guys play a lot like the Kings ... the Kings of Comedy.
Hey, Mavericks, maybe Dirk should change his name ... to No-WIN-ski.
Hey, Mavericks, way to go. You gave Raef Lafrentz $70 million to play like Ralph Fiennes.
Hey, Mavericks, there's only one thing flimsier than your defense — Robert Blake's alibi.
Hey, Mavericks, your defense has more holes in it than the script of Pluto Nash.
Hey, Mavericks, nice game. I think the Kings have found their queens.
Hey, Mavericks, I haven't seen a defense that weak since Nuremberg.
Hey, Mavericks, you guys had better get your act together. I just saw Mark Cuban talking to the I.N.S.
Hey, Mavericks, it's fitting that your mascot is a horse, because you played like manure.
Hey, Mavericks, Webber lit you up. That's the most impressive triple double since Kruk's chin.Wednesday, January 15
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